On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
(Source: allkillernofiller)
(Source: foreversocktanned)
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
(Source: sexuallyhomo)
its weird how google became a synonym for search
skatingwithsleepingwithsirens:
wow for once Vic is the one being abused
FOR ONCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING THANK YOU SO MUCH DEAR GOD THIS IS GOLDEN
whatever you think it’s going to be
it really isn’t that
This is not one of those “I knew what it was before I pressed play” posts. Just press play.
OH MY GOD
(Source: captaincarters)
