chaz1308:

lucyzombiex:

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

Bahahahahahahahaha

I must have just watched this 25 times in a row, and it is still making me laugh xD

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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softandsimplemelodys:

sowrongitsrebekah:

@JoshRamsay: “Ok one time I suppose it’s fine (

"What happened deep in this sleeplessness I don’t know, I just can’t get it away from myself. When I get back on my feet I’ll blow this open wide and carry me home in good health"

tyleroakley:

This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.

discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students