Hi. I'm Olivia, and I like music.
I’m great! I feel so much better! How are you?! Any big plans for the weekend?
this is defenitly my favorite post on tumblr
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFETIME
OH MY GOD WAIT THE DJ PLAYED THIS AT MY COUSINS WEDDING BY ACCIDENT DURING THE FIRST DANCE AND MY AUNT STARTED CRYING AND THEY COUULDNT SHUT IT OFF AND IT WAS JUST LIKE “covered booty, bare booty, sweaty booty, powder that booty”
You and I are one. Like I hate to sweat. I HATE IT SO MUCH. My hair frizzes when I sweat even a little and I always feel like I have bad body odor because I’m sweating so much. Yeah warped tour is the main highlight, and the fact I get to wear my hair in a ponytail with bandanas.
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
This is terrifying